Witches are gathering their powers to destroy Kavanaugh! This may seem too hilarious to you, but that is exactly what is happening in New York next week. A coven of New York witches will hold a public ceremony and cast a hex on Justice Brett Kavanaugh. According to Tucker Carlson, this is the latest scandal liberals planned to stop Kavanaugh’s rise to the Supreme Court.
“Liberal Sherpa” Cathy Areu confirmed that the hexing will be organized in Brooklyn, and it will also include a $10 donation to take part in the ceremony. Carlson noted that part of the proceeds will be sent straight to Planned Parenthood, to “fund their own human sacrifice rituals.” Carlson said that Democrats acted logically. First, they conducted witch hunts, and now they are conducting witchcraft. Stop the world, I want to get off.
Kavanaugh is not their only target. Areu noted that the witches cast three hexes on the President, adding that their efforts are more than successful.
Areu said that many Americans on the left deal with “Trump Anxiety Disorder” and work on the development by making greater efforts to stop the President from nominating judges through protests and witchcraft.
If you ask Carlson, he will say that Americans were laughing at third-world countries for practicing witchcraft and cannibalism, and now it is all coming back to us. Nobody is immune to hexes. Yeah, right.
Carlson also said that it is doubly damaging to cast hexes, in case unknown evil forces exist, adding that the ceremony could cause real damage to people. Yes, he will not be “sitting around with a bunch of dumb people, summoning up dark forces.”
Is Hillary Clinton part of the coven? She is perfect for that role, and she sure knows how to cast a spell. A criminal spell.